Shoes

Shoes make me happy. I'm superficial. Whatever.

- SEEN ON THE STOREFRONT OF RUBI SHOES IN SINGAPORE

Moustache

WILL: You don't have to make yourself invisible. You just have to go in disguise.
MARCUS: What, with a moustache and stuff?
WILL: Yeah, right, with a moustache. Nobody would notice a twelve-year-old boy with a moustache, would they?

- ABOUT A BOY BY NICK HORNBY, PG 118

Orange

FRIEND: Orange.
JIN: Orange...
FRIEND: Yes. Love will be...orange.

- LOST: SEASON 2; EPISODE: ...AND FOUND

Potatoes

God gave the Irish the gift of language, and threw in some potatoes as an afterthought.

- THE PRISON DIARIES BY JEFFREY ARCHER

Pee

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.

- JACK HANDEY

Horoscope

The good stars met in your horoscope
Made you of spirit and fire and dew

- EVELYN HOPE BY ROBERT BROWNING

Dessert

Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.

-ANONYMOUS